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Timmy [GTAV]

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Timmy: The borderland maniac who's actually a pretty chill dude. Tymoteusz "Timmy" Shufflebottom is the son of a southern crack whore named Darleene Hoggreaser and his long deceased Scottish father Derek Shufflebottom, a once renowned sheep stylist. He grew up with his mother in downtown Los Santos and attended the L.S. Elementary school, where he dropped out at the age of 14 for repeatedly kneeing her teacher in the face. After a year in a correctional institution he landed in the same pot as his mother, and started doing heroin at the early age of 16. At the age of 19, seeing no future at all, he enlisted in the USMC to make some cash, get fed on a daily basis, and eventually recovering from his heroin addiction. After 3 years of deployment and another 2 training Afghani law enforcement and military, he came back to Los Santos...